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Small bags go in the big bags for instant organization, whether you’re commuting, traveling, or just trying to keep your tote from becoming a black hole.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"571\" data-end=\"809\"\u003eMade from post-consumer recycled materials, it’s durable, lightweight, and practical enough to use every single day. Bonus: 1% of sales support environmental initiatives around the globe, so this little skunk is doing more good than harm.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"822\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"811\" data-end=\"822\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"823\" data-end=\"872\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"825\" data-end=\"872\"\u003ePlayful skunk design with tons of personality\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"873\" data-end=\"933\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"875\" data-end=\"933\"\u003eIdeal for cords, makeup, snacks, and everyday essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"934\" data-end=\"960\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"936\" data-end=\"960\"\u003eDurable zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"961\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"963\" data-end=\"1010\"\u003eMade from 95% post-consumer recycled material\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-start=\"1011\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1013\" data-end=\"1037\"\u003eSize: 7.25\" H x 9.5\" W\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1195\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1039\" data-end=\"1063\"\u003ePerfect for gifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e animal lovers, kids-at-heart adults, coworkers, travelers, or anyone who appreciates functional organization with a sense of humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv aria-hidden=\"true\" data-edge=\"true\" class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51551994642724,"sku":"3295584","price":13.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/8794\/2436\/files\/skunky-zipper-pouch.jpg?v=1767722693"},{"product_id":"lunch-money-coin-purse","title":"Lunch Money Coin Purse","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-turn-id=\"a4e52695-91c3-4d2c-b236-f49c25448e56\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"af6090c7-f8d4-45db-bd0c-6dc0e52fe364\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eSmall but mighty, the \u003cem data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eLunch Money\u003c\/em\u003e coin purse is perfect for keeping the little stuff exactly where you need it. Ideal for coins, cash, cards, earbuds, or that emergency coffee money you swear you won’t spend (no judgment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eToss it into your purse, backpack, or tote for easy grab-and-go organization. Compact, lightweight, and practical, it’s a great everyday essential with a touch of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"502\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"502\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"545\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"545\" data-start=\"516\"\u003eFun “Lunch Money” sentiment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"546\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"548\"\u003ePerfect for coins, cash, cards, and small essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"605\"\u003eSecure zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"670\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"670\" data-start=\"631\"\u003eCompact and easy to toss into any bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"671\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"673\"\u003eSize: 3\" H x 4\" W\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"694\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"694\"\u003ePerfect for gifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e kids, teens, teachers, coworkers, stocking stuffers, or anyone who loves keeping their small essentials tidy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\" data-edge=\"true\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51551997755684,"sku":"3295586","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/8794\/2436\/files\/LunchMoneyCoinPurse.jpg?v=1767722791"},{"product_id":"ice-cream-money-coin-purse","title":"Ice Cream Money Coin Purse","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-turn-id=\"a4e52695-91c3-4d2c-b236-f49c25448e56\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"af6090c7-f8d4-45db-bd0c-6dc0e52fe364\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eSmall but mighty, the \u003cem data-start=\"121\" data-end=\"134\"\u003eIce Cream Money\u003c\/em\u003e coin purse is perfect for keeping the little stuff exactly where you need it. Ideal for coins, cash, cards, earbuds, or that emergency coffee money you swear you won’t spend (no judgment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eToss it into your purse, backpack, or tote for easy grab-and-go organization. Compact, lightweight, and practical, it’s a great everyday essential with a touch of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"502\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"502\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"545\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"545\" data-start=\"516\"\u003eFun “Ice Cream Money” sentiment\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"546\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"548\"\u003ePerfect for coins, cash, cards, and small essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"605\"\u003eSecure zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"670\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"670\" data-start=\"631\"\u003eCompact and easy to toss into any bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"671\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"673\"\u003eSize: 3\" H x 4\" W\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"694\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"694\"\u003ePerfect for gifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e kids, teens, teachers, coworkers, stocking stuffers, or anyone who loves keeping their small essentials tidy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\" data-edge=\"true\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51552002048292,"sku":"3295587","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/8794\/2436\/files\/IceCreamMoneyCoinPurse.jpg?v=1767722965"},{"product_id":"bar-hopper-coin-purse","title":"Bar Hopper Coin Purse","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col text-sm pb-25\"\u003e\n\u003carticle data-turn=\"assistant\" data-scroll-anchor=\"true\" data-testid=\"conversation-turn-2\" data-turn-id=\"a4e52695-91c3-4d2c-b236-f49c25448e56\" dir=\"auto\" class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:--spacing(4)] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(6)] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:--spacing(16)] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\" tabindex=\"-1\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv data-message-model-slug=\"gpt-5-2\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" dir=\"auto\" data-message-id=\"af6090c7-f8d4-45db-bd0c-6dc0e52fe364\" data-message-author-role=\"assistant\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden first:pt-[1px]\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full break-words light markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"99\" data-end=\"323\"\u003eSmall but mighty, this coin purse is perfect for keeping the little stuff exactly where you need it. Ideal for coins, cash, cards, earbuds, or that emergency coffee money you swear you won’t spend (no judgment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"325\" data-end=\"500\"\u003eToss it into your purse, backpack, or tote for easy grab-and-go organization. Compact, lightweight, and practical, it’s a great everyday essential with a touch of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"502\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"513\" data-start=\"502\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"514\"\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"546\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"602\" data-start=\"548\"\u003ePerfect for coins, cash, cards, and small essentials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"603\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"628\" data-start=\"605\"\u003eSecure zipper closure\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"670\" data-start=\"629\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"670\" data-start=\"631\"\u003eCompact and easy to toss into any bag\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"671\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"692\" data-start=\"673\"\u003eSize: 3\" H x 4\" W\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"828\" data-start=\"694\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"718\" data-start=\"694\"\u003ePerfect for gifting:\u003c\/strong\u003e kids, teens, teachers, coworkers, stocking stuffers, or anyone who loves keeping their small essentials tidy.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"z-0 flex min-h-[46px] justify-start\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"mt-3 w-full empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-center\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/article\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"pointer-events-none h-px w-px absolute bottom-0\" data-edge=\"true\" aria-hidden=\"true\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Blue Q","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":51552009978148,"sku":"3295591","price":8.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0796\/8794\/2436\/files\/BarHopperCoinPurse.jpg?v=1767723217"}],"url":"https:\/\/www.jsqmercantile.com\/collections\/sassy-gifts.oembed?page=2","provider":"JSQ Mercantile","version":"1.0","type":"link"}