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Key Features:

  • Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for a luxe, velvety feel

  • Specialty die-cut shape adds a charming retro touch

  • Blank inside so you can write something heartfelt… or brutally honest

  • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

  • Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve

  • Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

  • Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, friendship gifts, or random Tuesdays when you want them to feel special(ish)

A funny, love-soaked card for the one person who makes your “nope” list a little shorter.

I Hate Everyone but You - Funny Greeting Card

SKU: 3291427
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Nothing says “you’re my person” quite like admitting you can’t stand the rest of humanity… but them? They get a pass. This vintage-inspired “I Hate Everyone But You” card is the perfect blend of sarcasm, sweetness, and straight-up honesty. A hilarious way to celebrate the one person who makes life a little less irritating and a whole lot more fun.

Perfect for best friends, partners, situationships, spouses, or that one human you’d actually choose to be trapped on an island with.

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Key Features:

  • Printed on premium soft-touch cardstock for a luxe, velvety feel

  • Specialty die-cut shape adds a charming retro touch

  • Blank inside so you can write something heartfelt… or brutally honest

  • Includes an A2 kraft envelope (4-3/8" x 5-3/4")

  • Individually packaged in a protective cellophane sleeve

  • Printed in the USA 🇺🇸

  • Great for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, friendship gifts, or random Tuesdays when you want them to feel special(ish)

A funny, love-soaked card for the one person who makes your “nope” list a little shorter.

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